The Stoppable Honeymoon

After the Stoppable Wedding Series, I decided to continue the story arc of having the new Kim and Ron Stoppable and following them along their improbable honeymoon which Ron so intelligently picked out for the two of them.

Since this is the honeymoon, there is some, well, a lot of sexual and suggestive content with these pictures, however it's tasteful, mostly...if you have a problem with the fact that I made the characters at least 21 in the pictures and that they are engaged in activities that most newlywed couples engage in, OR you lack the ability to comprehend me actually taking the effort to age up the characters at least four years into the future from where the series left off...than please go over to deviantArt where the concept of time, as well as your intelligence, has been stunted.

If you can handle suggestive situations, partial nudity, of which you would probably see worse on any episode of The Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park, please proceed and enjoy!

1. WELCOME TO THE HONEYMOON

Well it looks like the Stoppables have finally arrived to their honeymoon destination: Deep into the Smoky mountains and in PIGEON FORGE, TENNESSEE.

But you all already knew that....those who figured out that I had spelled out "GATLINBURG" with the refrigerator magnets and gave the hint of the "Colorful Spectrum" (ROYGBIV) which would have spelled it out for you.

I know many of you were hoping for Disneyland, but I felt that there was more comedic expression and way more Ron if I went with a tourist trap destination instead...I've got a good and fun idea so just hang in there with me on it...if not, luckily for those purists, Gunnut was kind enough to commission that alternate destination.[link]

Kim, on the other hand, has learned a very valuable lesson when it comes to giving creative control to her husband in the planning of vacations department...maybe she compromised a little too much from that romantic trip to Gaye Paris...but you know, for a couple of international crime fighters, they've done Paris, Italy, and all that jazz...

Artist Notes: This one was exceptionally fun...I got a good giggle on the facial expressions, especially KP's who has that "My god, what have you done?!?" look going on. My wife gave me a similar expression when I took her over to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge when she first moved down here...although it was more along the line of "Get...me...the...f****....outta here!"

The taxi was a challenge, I kind of just started drawing and came up with it. Originally it was the Sloth, but I wanted KP to be surprised...as if she was blindfolded or had her eyes closed...so it evolved from that to passenger-side, to back seat of a new car to this final piece...

Other than that, most of the background is true to Pigeon Forge...giant, five story go kart tracks, bungee jumps, wedding chapels, and yes...for some reason beyond my comprehension, they have a half of The Titanic sitting next to an upside down house right as you enter "the strip" They market it as a romantic place to get married and that the boat is only "the tip of the iceberg"...personally I think it's insensitive, considering 1500 died on it...not very romantic. I know it was 100 years ago it sank...what's next? The Auschwitz Experience and Hotel?

Anyhoo, hope you enjoy it. Stay tuned for further updates from the honeymoon and see what kind of crazy stuff the couple gets into next, and if KP warms up to the trip 'hubs has planned for them.

1. ONE FOR THE ROAD

3. L-LUGGAGE???

Well after the initial shock of seeing where they will be spending their honeymoon has worn off, Kim and Ron Stoppable make it to Gatlinburg to their semi-gaudy honeymoon suite. (This is why you plan things together for all you unmarried types reading this)

Once they check in and make it up to their room, Kim asks Ron to bring up the luggage...something which in the heat of excitement from all the laser tags, miniature golf courses, go kart tracks, and oddity museums that he miiiiiiight not have remembered to get out of the trunk of the taxi cab.

Now granted, Kim told him she wasn't planning on wearing much during their trip, but this isn't exactly what she had in mind.

 

4.  CASH OR CREDIT

The next installment of the Kim and Ron's honeymoon, we pick up where we left off last in "L-luggage?" where once the Stoppables had arrived in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee and checked into their less-than-lavish honeymoon suite, they soon realized that Ron forgot to take their luggage out of the taxi.

So now in a town far away from Middleton, Kim resigns to the fact that they need to have (at least some) clothing for their Honeymoon, so they hobble down to a nearby Factory Outlet Store (they're all over the place there) and purchase some new clothes.

Kim's ringing up her credit card balance all the while Ron associates himself with a new found shirt which speaks to him...

5.  HOT TUB SHENANIGANS

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6. MORE HOT TUB SHENANIGANS

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7. ...AND EVEN MORE HOT TUB SHENANIGANS

8. SPENT

Here's the next installment of the Stoppable's honeymoon. We last left Kim and Ron making up for a lousy start to their trip in the hot tub and well...uh, I think they're good now..

I think Ron still has some lingering effects from those mystical monkey powers

9. LET'S TRY THIS ONE

The last we left (looks back at gallery because it's been a while) Kim and Ron made up and got over the lousy start their honeymoon had and look to make the best out of it....so now the young Stoppable duo is checking out a classic Indian picture book Monique gave KP at her bachelorette party.

Ron, not one to ever turn down the chance to read a graphic novel, seems to have discovered that the action sequences are not exactly involving "KRA-POW", "ZING!", and "BOOM!"...especially the one Kim seems interested in .

10. COME ON IN, THE WATER'S FINE 

As we last left, Kim and Ron had begun to enjoy themselves on their honeymoon to Gatlinburg, Tennessee after a rocky start. Shortly after, the duo decide to take a little day hike in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park located just outside Gatlinburg's borders...after a few miles of hiking they come across a secluded lake...it's about this time where Ron, still fresh off of his hot tub ravishing, gets the idea in his head that the two of them should do something a little daring, and suggests a little skinny dip.

Kim at first is reluctant, but after seeing her husband do the honors first, she gets a little more comfortable with the notion and soon begins to discard her own clothing, eventually feeling the same daring thrill Ron feels before finally joining him in the cool mountain lake waters.

It's sure nice to see those two beginning to enjoy themselves.

11. THE WATER IS FINE BUT...

When we last left the young Stoppable newlyweds, they had taken a nice little hike into the Great Smoky Mountains National Park and had come across a secluded lake...in which the duo, miles away from any other person, decided to take a dip, of the skinny persuasion.

It would appear that the afternoon swim may have some unforeseen setbacks.

Note: This picture originally was going to include what KP and Ron were looking at, however it made for a very wide picture, and to get the dimensions right, Kim and Ron would have been very small, since they were a good distance from the shoreline.

I'll make a follow-up with what's going on, but I wanted a KP/Ron romantic closeup

12. SHORE NOT A GOOD SITCH

The extended version of my last submission, as well as a follow up to "Come On In, The Water's Fine."

While Kim and Ron take a romantic dip in a secluded lake, miles from anyone else, deep in the Smoky Mountains; their bliss was interrupted by a family of curious/mischievous raccoons, who decided to see what all those strange, brightly colored items on the rocks were.

After a moment of being shocked, and several moments after witnessing what was left of their clothing shredded apart and dragged into various directions into the forest, Kim and Ron Stoppable realize that they are standing completely naked in the middle of a secluded lake, miles from anyone else, deep in the Smoky Mountains...

13.  LOST KEYS

As we last left our newlyweds, it seems that they had run into a bit of a problem during an attempt at a daring, spontaneous, romance.

Hours and miles later, it appears they managed to get back to the motor lodge, in the debacle, the raccoons took their room key and so to add to the humiliation, the have to make their way to the front office and talk to the (rather lovely) night watchmen to see if they can get into their room.

Needless to say, so far the honeymoon has been a disaster....can anyone save the day???

 14. FIX IT

We last left, the newlyweds have been struggling to salvage what is left of Ron's poorly planned honeymoon in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee...

So far they've lost their luggage, had to buy new wardrobes, are booked in a sleazy romantic motor lodge, and to top it all off, they were stranded in the middle of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, completely naked after a family of raccoons ruined a romantic, secluded skinny dip.

Now, granted Kim has been a sport and tried hard to enjoy everything, however having to hike 5 miles out of the woods wearing a birthday suit, and then walking another 5 miles down the highway (through the most visited National Park in the country) with only makeshift clothing made out of garbage found along the roadside, officially wiped out any good that those hours of hot tubbing and passionate lovemaking may have achieved.

Tired, sore, embarrassed, and aggrivated beyond belief, Kim sinks into the room's hot tub after getting a new key from the front office and commences to sit, not saying a word, but merely propping her head above the water and staring at Ron's direction.

Ron, now showered up, and changed into new clothing, knew that although his wife did not emit a single word as she looked his way, was metaphorically speaking in tongues with the thickness of her pupils and lack of movement. He would ask if she was okay, no response; would ask if she would like for him to get her food...again, no response. Worried, he asked her if she was "done" with the honeymoon...and again, she kept the same stare, no movement except for her toes which wagged back and forth slowly as if they were battling an impulse to crack the porcelin tub walls.

Ron knew his wife wanted to go home, or at least get as far as possible away from the horrible choice he had made to spend their honeymoon at. He already feared Kim's puppy face, this....rottweiler face she had just now found shook him to his core, and began to question if all of those urban legends about gingers and their ability to devour souls might have some truth to them.

Ron, slumped with his back away from his stewing wife, whipped out Kim's old Kimmunicator which she had brought with them and desperately tried to reach Wade for a bail out.

Does Ron reach Wade? Does Wade (or someone else) save the day and the honeymoon? Does Kim decide to wear her husband's severed head for a hat? Find out next time!

15. A PLEA FOR HELP

We last left, Ron was grasping for straws to try to salvage his honeymoon after a spontaneous bout of skinny dipping went horribly wrong. With his wife pushed up next to an emotional cliff, Ron desperately tries to get a hold of his "main man with the bailout plan" Wade to help him out of a bind...

...which might not have gone as he had anticipated.

Yes, Ron manages to get a hold of Wade back at Global Justice's command center, along with the other squad mates which make up Kim and Ron's team, however they seemed to have taken a collective stance in refusing to help Ron on this one. Maybe it was because they thought Pigeon Forge was a bad idea and now Ron's got to pay for it, but more so it's about personal responsibility to your spouse...because as Wade and Ken...probably more Ken, he and Ron see eye to eye in the way Drakken and Shego do, probably explained to Ron how Kim, regardless of how ironic it is since she is always saving his hide, is HIS responsibility to take care of and HIS responsibility to find a way to fix his honeymoon and make it work for his battered bride.

Call it tough love, but there are just some things in life that you have to own up to and fend for yourself on...a mucked up honeymoon is one of them...So what does Ron do???

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Notes: This is kind of a semi spoiler for my fic which I promised to work on after I hit 100,000 page hits (getting close). I'm getting a little ahead of myself, but I promise it's all one big arc.

The guy with the goatie is Ken Trepid, a character I came up with a few years ago (occasionally makes an appearance in a pic or two I make) who plays a major role in the story I came up with and later on continues to have a presence as the Stoppables graduate and join up with Global Justice full time...which is kinda spoiler-ish, but if you're keen to the senses watching A Stitch In Time, you know they both arrive there eventually anyways.

Also for this GJ cell, I brought back Electronique...a villain who appeared in one episode of which at the end was hit with a beam from the Attitudinator which turned her good (as she was hauled to jail) As I was trying to think of a GJ team post-college for KP and Ron, I was trying to think of other members who could be put into this team and thought that she would make for a good addition. 1. you get a crime fighter with special talents in both electricity and engineering (the techie!) and 2. you also have a character with a unique perspective on life, one which might be conflicted by her past actions...considering Shego's origins, this actually could fit into KP canon rather well...maybe Shego even torments her trying to bring her back to the dark side. (Anyone who wants to use that for a fic, knock yourself out, just give me credit, lol)

Wade follows Kim and Ron to Global Justice and continues doing what he does, but with more gadgets, more funding, and probably more pounds.

Dr. Director is still the overseer of Global Justice, however this team of 6 (counting Rufus) is mainly run by Ken with the intention of handing it over to Kim once she's trained...and ultimately (I don't think this is a spoiler) she's the heir apparent to Dr. Director's job, Ken's kind of a in a groomer position as the experienced agent.

So that's it for this one, it took me longer than I had anticipated (Electronique's hair was a pain), but it gives you a little tease of where I'm ultimately going with things...hopefully everyone's cool with it, if not, I'm sure there are other stories you can follow

16. PLAN B

 After his wife demanded a fix to their honeymoon and their comrades at Global Justice told him that some things you have to fix on your own. Our hero Ron Stoppable has hit the Little Lovin' Motor Lodge's brochure stand to find any sort of means to salvage his honeymoon.

Does he find something which will win back his wife's affection? Tune in next time!

17. HOW ABOUT THIS?

It seems that after Ron had desperately scoured through the local tourism rack at the Motor Lodge, he found something, or some place that might be more into line with what his wife had expected her honeymoon to be like.

After a few phone calls and a few wirings of funds, the Stoppables packed up what luggage they had, got a couple of bus tickets and a blindfold. Ron, already teetering into the abyss, thought that he could hopefully surprise Kim with the new destination and redeem himself to his wife. So after 30 minutes of arguing, Kim finally caves and lets him blindfold her in an attempt to salvage the honeymoon. An hour or so later, they arrive at their destination, Ron says a few prayers and then takes the blindfold off and....

18. CRISIS AVERTED

Coming soonish...

19. HONEYMOON REDEMPTION

Apparently Kim is thrilled with Ron's last-ditch effort to save the honeymoon...so much that she apparently showed him her animalistic wild side in the bedroom later that night to show her appreciation.  I think she may have broken Ron in half in the process though, because he still looked stunned....

20. I AM SUCH A LUCKY GIRL
 
When we last left, Ron bailed out on his Pigeon Forge excursion and headed to a more ideal location to salvage the honeymoon. And although we haven't seen where they ended up (I'll get to it, sorry) wherever it is, seemed to have garnered approval from the Mrs. as seen in "What was That?" or the unrevised version, which is on my blog.

The next morning, Kim's up first, grabs her husband's Three Wolf Moon shirt (that thing has seen it's share so far hasn't it?) and a cup of coffee, basking in the afterglow and the morning sunlight.

Eventually, 'Hubs gets up and staggers to the bathroom to wash up. (I was originally going to have him not paying attention and accidentally opening up the room door and going out into the hallway, but then I though I've put these two through enough, time to be nice)

21. ...AND HE'S GOING TO BE A LUCKY GUY

Next installment into the Stoppable Honeymoon Series.  When we last left off, Ron had whisked his new bride away from the perils of Pigeon Forge and into an apparent nicer situation (will get the reveal pic eventually, sorry).  After a night of gratification, Kim wakes up and makes herself a cup of coffee while Ron eventually wakes up and stumbles into the bathroom to wash up.  Kim decides to take advantage of the situation as a means to continue to show her appreciation of Ron saving the honeymoon from total disaster.

22. HOW ABOUT AN ENCORE MR. STOPPABLE?

After undressing, Kim sneaks into the shower unknowing to her husband who has been singing away in the shower.  She gets in the tub and slides under his still raised arm and gives him a nice good morning embrace in a way only his wife could do.

23. NOTHING BETWEEN US

Kim swings Ron around and looks into his eyes while bearing herself to him in a way no one else has.  She smiles at her husband, with all of his dorkiness and smiles as a warmness comes over both of their bodies.  She steps on his feet gently with her toes leans into him so their bellies make contact, sending tingling feelings through them.  This is love in its purest form between best friends, with nothing between them..

24. SHOWER DUET

These two seem to enjoy that shower don't they?

25. BACK INTO BED

After they've had some foreplay in the shower, Kim and Ron head back to the bedroom for another round.  Kim seems to be getting rather good at this.

26?. SAUNAVA BITCH!

Kim and Ron are taking advantage of the world-famous spa located on their hotel grounds...if only Ron remembered to lock the door behind him when his wife, now quite loose and sultry from a massage session pulled him into an empty sauna for a bit of wild and daring lovemaking.

 

27. BACK INTO THE 'GROVE

Now that they've got their freak on, the Stoppables pose outside of the Grove Park Inn...the high class resort in North Carolina which Ron booked to save the honeymoon.